Boomer the Roo See, this baby roo hops into a bar and calls for a drink of whatever it is that roos prefer to guzzle. Actually it was in Aussieland, of course, so it was a pub that the roo was frequenting. Anyway, the pubkeeperess says …

IT’S YOUR ROUND, BOOMER! “Now 18-month-old Boomer feels so at home he spends much of his time at the bar where he enjoys a few pints with the locals. … Kathy Noble, proprietress of the Comet Inn in Australia, found the joey on the side of the road in the pouch of his dead mother. She raised him on the grounds of her 127-year-old bed-and-breakfast …. “

Oh those Aussies! They can get away with anything. Don’t try contributing to the deliquency of any baby Joeys in bars or pubs in the U.S. You’ll be a “boomer” in the slammer quicker than the bat of an eye. As for Landlady Kathy Noble and her kidnapping exploits - taking babes from the pouches of their own mothers - well that is quite a jump from what is usual here at home. And she went unpunished too, Matey.

Linked at It’s A Pundit.com and WizBang’s ‘Carnival of the Trackbacks XXIV’.