Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they ofttimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy to pick up. The apples remaining at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are the strongest and most delicious apples. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the tip top of the tree.

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp upon them again and again until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

Linked at basil’s blog Picnic Lunch.