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I am logged in, therefore I am.

To err is human, but to really mess up you need a computer.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

If at first you don’t succeed, you may be installing Windows.

Where’s the “Any” key? ~~ Homer (The Simpsons)

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s obsolete.

Real men don’t do computer backups, they just cry.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

Justify my text? I’m sorry but it has no excuse.

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

Access denied—nah nah na nah nah!

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…..

Press any key … no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Help! My keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

The world is coming to an end. Please log off

In a world with no fences or walls, why do we need Gates and Windows?

When the going gets tough, upgrade.

He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

Hardware/nm/: the part of the computer that you can kick.

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

< ——– The information went data way ——–<

C:\> Bad Command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

If at first it doesn’t work, REBOOT!

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Insecurity: You log in to read your e-mail, notice you have no new messages and refresh the list again just to make sure.
~*~The End~*~