How important must one be to be assassinated rather than murdered?
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Why is it that you “put your two cents in” and then receive only a “penny for your thoughts?”
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease was ham”cured” of?
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How is it that man walked on the moon long before the wheel was invented for luggage?
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Does the phrase “slept like a baby” mean one is awakened every two hours?
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If a deaf person is ordered into court, is the hearing still called a “hearing?”
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Why is one IN a movie, but ON television?
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Why is it that we aspire to ascend to the tops of tall buildings and mountains and then put money in binoculars to see the ground below where we just were?
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Why don’t you care that Jimmy cracks corn?
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Can a hearse drive in the carpool lane when hauling a corpse ?
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If the Professor of Gilligan’s Island was clever enough to create a radio out of a coconut, why was he not smart enough to fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy the dog stand erect while Pluto the dog remains on all fours?
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do “The ABC Song” and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why does a dog get angry when someone blows in his face, but sticks his head out the window when riding in a car?
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Inspired by a forwarded email from Martha. Do you ever wonder why you gave her your email address?
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